Friday, December 16, 2005

Top 20 things programmers say when the program does not work

20. "That's weird..."

19. "It's never done that before."

18. "It worked yesterday."

17. "How is that possible?"

16. "It must be a hardware problem."

15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"

14. "There is something wrong in your data."

13. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!"

12. "You must have the wrong version."

11. "It's just some unlucky coincidenc

10. "I can't test everything!"

9. "THIS can't be the source of THAT."

8. "It works, but I havn't been tested."

7. "Somebody must have changed my code."

6. "Did you check for a virus on your system?"

5. "Even though it doesn't work, how does it work?

4. "You can't use that version on your system."

3. "Why do you want to do it that way?"

2. "Where were you

And the Number One Reply by Programmers when their programs don't work:

1. "It works on my machine."

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